I had totally missed the Great Donut War of 2024, but apparently there has been some controversy over who is better equipped to pick donuts: Tim Walz or J.D. Vance.
Being fat, I like my donuts, although it has been a few years since I have actually had one (I think). I certainly don’t want my Vice President–from either party–making donut choices for me. I like my Old Fashioned or Sour Cream Old Fashioned donuts, and nobody is going to push me to eat glazed if I can avoid it.
“I have no problem picking out donuts,” Walz reportedly replied, seemingly referencing Vance’s “awkward” interaction in Georgia the week prior. https://t.co/NUU6Yg6W42
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What did catch my eye, though, was Minnesota Senator Tina Smith’s entry into the controversy.
Smith was Lt. Governor to Mark Dayton when he was governor before Walz’s election. Walz and Smith campaigned…