I have been floating the idea of a Trump/Taylor Swift ticket, but the idea hasn’t gotten much traction with my fellow conservatives.
Swift turns 35 in December, so technically, she would be eligible. And she is blonde, which seems to be a definite plus in Trump’s book. He likes to surround himself with attractive blondes, although Swift is perhaps too short for his tastes.
Alas, it seems unlikely to happen, so it’s time to look for a more suitable candidate.
I am not a gambler because I suck at predicting things, but I am reliably informed by all those obnoxious commercials that plenty of Americans are successful at predicting things. Some people are even convinced they can guess the results of a coin toss at a football game. Predicting Trump’s VP pick should be no problem for them.
We at Hot Air have decided to put you all to the test, although there will be no money on the…
