Tonight is the big night for Joe Biden. Why? Because his last big night, at the presidential debate, was a giant flop, a huge fail.
The debate now seems like it was ten years ago. Joe Biden went on stage with Donald Trump and physically expired on the stage. He looked terrible, and he’s spent the week since the debate trying to prove that he is not, in fact, dead.
He is, in the words of Miracle Max from “The Princess Bride,” “mostly dead.” Perhaps a little bit alive.
So his task has been to prove he’s alive — and it’s not going particularly well.
On July 4, Biden tried to give a speech in the Rose Garden. It did not go well.
He started babbling nonsensically about Trump, and suckers and losers — a perfect July 4 message for the American people, who were celebrating the 248th year of independence from Great Britain.
He babbled:
You know, I was in that World War I…
