Thanks to a Monday 9-0 Supreme Court decision, Donald Trump is back on the ballot in Colorado, making March 4, 2024 one of the best days on record for watching CNN and MSNBC contributors fight the urge to cry on national television.
A few weeks ago when even unserious MSNBC analysts agreed that the oral arguments had gone disastrously for the election tampering enthusiasts, the media began bracing themselves for a ruling in Trump’s favor. But the decisive 9-0 ruling wound up being a bit too much for some journalists to handle:
In fact, some talking heads found the decision’s unanimity so devastating that they started rewriting history minutes after it happened. On Inside Politics, CNN’s in-house parody of a Supreme Court analyst Joan Biscupic exclaimed: “It’s five to four! This is a 5-4 ruling on part of it, in terms of, will there ever be…
