This was one of those stories that I would have had you breaking out your tin foil hat for a few years ago. Or, likewise, you well could have been (and rightly so) accusing me of picking up one too many copies of the “Oprah Gives Birth to Alien Baby!” scandal rags at the checkout and then trying to pass the information off as gospel.
Alas. Here we are.
“Beege,” you ask with some trepidation. “Where is here?”
Sadly, I must inform you that we are in San Francisco, surreptitiously shooting salt crystals into the atmosphere in a Scientific™ attempt to tame the climate and reflect sunlight away..
BECAUSE THE EARTH IS BOILING AND WE ARE DOOMED, WE MUST SHOOT THE SKY
Yup. That’s what they were doing. Right smack dab in the middle of a major American city.
A weird experiment in climate modification is underway in the Bay.
On Tuesday morning, a group of scientists launched a stream of…
