Donald Trump knows how to run a talent show.
He’s built a career out of them — in addition to careers as real estate mogul and president of the United States.
What he learned from Miss Universe beauty pageants and the breakout success of “The Apprentice” he’s now applying to the tryouts for vice president.
No one watches if competition isn’t tense:
Contestants all need a moment to shine, even if their chances are dim.
Dark horses make a good storyline — underdogs an even better one.
So now the spotlight turns to a contender nobody would have guessed would be under serious consideration: the governor of North Dakota.
Who?
Is that the one who shot the dog?
No, that’s Kristi Noem, governor of the other Dakota.
And her hopes are as dead as that poor pooch.
The governor on the rise is Doug Burgum.
Who — or rather, why?
Burgum ran for president…
