You know, many people have said to me: “Hot Gandalf, why is it that in spite of your deep insight and your smoldering good looks, you’ve never really covered the subject of artificial intelligence?” And usually I’ve responded by simply checking their fake ID to make sure they’re pretending to be over eighteen and then inviting them back to my hotel room.
But the truth is, I haven’t talked about this subject a lot because up until recently I thought artificial intelligence was just a way of describing someone with an Ivy League education. But now, my team of crack researchers have stopped researching crack and discovered that, no, in fact artificial intelligence is some sort of computer gizmo that can imitate human intelligence so successfully it can deliver completely self-certain answers to complex questions while possessing no actual information or wisdom whatsoever…
