You, sir?
Me, sir?
Oh, no, sir. Not I, sir!
I would have never guessed POTATUS would do anything so obvious.
And if you believe that, you’ll BUY THIS WATCH!!
*points to empty wrist*
This move is an old and familiar one for Biden, having done it before – nothing new. It was almost exactly two years ago, right before the mid-terms, when I had a headline that read:
Getcher Biden election money here! Getcher student loan pay-off Biden money here!
The man may not be all there, but what’s remaining is consistently crooked.
He was due for another end run at a giveaway pretty soon in any event, especially with an election three weeks off and a shaky-as-Schlitz Biden usurper trying to foist her phony way over the finish line.
POTATUS is in no big hurry to lend Cackles a hand towards victory. But he also doesn’t want to besmirch the saintly halo he now has perched over his balding pate thanks to…